i feel so honoured

the following takes place between the hours of 3am and 4am ( my 24 moment)

prince4u :D
prince4u * You were kicked from #islam by Rambo (flooding)<== random quote for the stats :D
Rambo i think i should start banning people from the stats too for abuse
prince4u plz elaborate
prince4u nt quite sure wt that means
Rambo add their nicks to the exclusion list
prince4u wd ther b a stat for that aswell :P
Rambo disregards everything they say or do
prince4u u just jealous coz i mved up 13 places arent u
Rambo yeah very
prince4u btw i c u tryin to get on the rankings aswell
prince4u gd job man

still awaiting a reply from mr stallone

ABOUT ME

I Just Can't Wait to be King
[prince:] I'm gonna be a mighty king
So enemies beware!
[Zazu:] Well, I've never seen a king of beasts
With quite so little hair
[prince:] I'm gonna be the mane event
Like no king was before
I'm brushing up on looking down
I'm working on my ROAR
[Zazu:] Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing
[prince:] Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
[Zazu: (Speaking)] You've rather a long way to go,
young master, if you think...
[prince:] No one saying do this
[Zazu:] Now when I said that, I--
[Nala:] No one saying be there
[Zazu:] What I meant was...
[prince:] No one saying stop that
[Zazu:] Look, what you don't realize...
[prince and Nala:] No one saying see here
[Zazu:] Now see here!
[prince:] Free to run around all day
[Zazu:] Well, that's definitely out...
[prince:] Free to do it all my way!
[Zazu:] I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a heart to heart
[prince:] Kings don't need advice
From little hornbills for a start
[Zazu:] If this is where the monarchy is headed
Count me out!
Out of service, out of Africa
I wouldn't hang about... aagh!
This child is getting wildly out of wing
[prince:] Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight!
[Zazu: (Speaking, but in strict time)] Not yet!
[Chorus:] Let every creature go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing
It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling
[prince & Chorus:] Oh I just can't wait to be king!
Oh I just can't wait to be king!
Oh I just can't waaaaaait ... to be king!

my new favourite song :D

Avril lavigne apparently wants to be my girlfriend.she sang it to me.

Girlfriend lyrics

[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

[Verse 1]
You’re so fine
I want you mine
You’re so delicious
I think about ya all the time
You’re so addictive
Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious
And Hell Yeah
I’m the motherfucking princess (btw im the prince ;) )
I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right

[Bridge]
She’s like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!

[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

[Verse 2]
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don’t want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)

[Bridge]
She’s like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that’s what everyone’s talking about!

[Chorus]
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it’s not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

In a second you’ll be wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it better
There’s no other
So when's it gonna sink in?
She’s so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?!
[repeat]

[Chorus (repeat)]

...

here's my long awaited, highly anticipated, unknowingly estimated, unlikely expected response to all the publicity im not getting.

they say a person should start of proceedings with a joke, so here it goes.uh uh uhmm
Q:Why doesnt Mr Mandela carry a cell phone?
A:because he was in a cell 4 27 years and nobody phoned him. bwahahahahahaha.
that 1 cracks me up everytime.

id love to stay and chat but american idolz gna start now.will attempt to finish this entry in the coming months :P

sadly ive decided not to complete this blog.so to the millions of voices inside my head im sorry. :'(

"TAG" im it

y tag the guy with the broken leg
The instructions are to answer every question with an answer of three words. No more, no less. snds xcytn. ;)

1. Where is your cell phone? - in another place
2. Boyfriend/girlfriend? – bf couldnt commit :P
3. Hair? – better than beckhams
4. Your mother? – cooks the best
5. Your father? – yells the most
6. Your favorite item(s)? – ps1, ps2, ps3
7. Your dream last night? – slept after sunrise
8. Your favorite drink? – obey ur thirst
9. Your dream guy/girl? – sarah michelle gellar
10. The room you are in? – could use cleaning
11. Your fear? – wasting my life
12. What do you want to be in 10 years? – a simba chippy
13. Who did you hang out with last night? - me and I
14. What are you not? – a billionre playboy
15. Are you in love? - what is love
16. One of your wish list items? – a plasma screen
17. What time is it? – almost bed time
18. The last thing you did? – watched rocky 4
19. What are you wearing? – its a secret
20. Your favorite book? – dnt hav 1
21. The last thing you ate? - lightly salted peanuts
22. Your life? – cant really say
23. Your mood? – like the weather
24. Your friends? – are at home
25. What are you thinking about right now? - my next victim
26. What are you doing at this moment? - sharpening my knife
27. Your summer? – went too quick
28. Your relationship status? - way too young
29. What is on your TV screen? – a DND sign
30. When is the last time you laughed? – earlier this evenin

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closest thing to a beach

who said gauteng doesnt have any nice places :P

exchange rate

An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks theAmerican bank teller,"Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunad dollar for yen -today I get hunad eighty?

The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."

The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too!"

39 things you should have learnt by now

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative onthe same night.
2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standingin agarage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've nevertriedbefore.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel sogood.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of thewaistchange places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away threeweeksbefore you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistakewhen you make it again.
22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy fridge.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the realworld.
25. It's not the jeans that make your bum look fat.
26. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human racehasnot achieved, & never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be"meetings".
27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
28. People who want to share their religious views with you almostneverwant you to share yours with them.
29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
31. Never lick a steak knife.
32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear andcompellingreason why we put the clocks back.
34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotelysuggeststhat you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emergingfrom her at that moment.
35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people tomakea big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
36. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep downinside,we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
37. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not aniceperson.
38. Your friends love you anyway.
39. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateurbuilt the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

1 of my favourite songs

Seal-Kiss Form a Rose

There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea.
You became the light on the dark side of me.
Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill.


But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and,
The light that you shine can be seen.

Baby,I might compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
Ooh,The more I get of youStranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom on the grey.

There is so much a man can tell you,
So much he can say.

You remain,
My power, my pleasure, my pain.
Baby, to me you're like a growing addiction that I can't denyWon't you tell me is that healthy, baby?

But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen.

Baby,
I might compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
Ooh, the more I get of you
stranger it feels, yeah.
Now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grey,

I've been kissed by a rose on the grey,
I've been kissed by a rose ( on the grey)...
And if I should fall, at all
I've been kissed by a rose (on the grey)

There is so much a man can tell you,
So much he can say.

You remain
My power, my pleasure, my pain.

To me you're like a growing addiction that I can't deny
Won't you tell me is that healthy, baby.

But did you know,
That when it snows,
My eyes become large and,
the light that you shine can be seen.

Baby,
I might compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey,
Ooh, the more I get of you
Stranger it feels, yeah

Now that your rose is in bloom,
A light hits the gloom on the grey.

Yes I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey.
Ooh, the more I get of you
stranger it feels, yeah.

Now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grey,

Now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grey.

heres a link if any1 would like to DL it.
http://www.seekasong.com/download.php?id=6666562&key=0c0a4204c9675de0a830c0535e348987

Good old Mr Raja

Believe it or not, i took this pic myself. now all we need is a world cup trophy ryt where Mr Gulaam Raja is sitting.a funny thing happened on the night when this pic was taken.the photographers asked that all management and team staff go off and only the team should remain,well they all went off but Mr Raja (who could be close to 100yrs i myt add) was struggling to go off,well Mark boucher must have been in a hurry to go somewhere coz he couldn't wait any longer for the aged Mr Raja to get of the stage,so he kindly gave him a not so gentle push of the stage and laughed along with everyone else as Mr raja Almost fell to the floor, but miraculously he landed on his feet,kinda springy actually for a man of his age and stature, i guess Jonty must be helping him with his fitness as well. WELL DONE MR RAJA!

Love,wealth and success

Ibn Rajab and others gave an account of a worshipper who ran out of resources while he was in Makkah. He became extremely hungry and was about to die from lack of nourishment. One day, as he was wandering in the precincts of Makkah, he found an expensive necklace. He put it into his sleeves and headed for the Masjid. On his way he came across a man announcing that he had lost a necklace. The poor man later said, "I asked him to describe it to me, and he did so, perfectly, leaving no room for doubt. I gave him the necklace without taking reward from him. I said: "O Allah, I have given it for You, so compensate me with what is better."
He went to the ocean and began a journey in a small boat. Only a brief period of time passed before a storm came with heavy winds crashing into the boat. The boat smashed into pieces and the man was forced to cling to a piece of wood. The winds were violent, propelling him to the left and to the right.
Finally, he was washed ashore onto an island. He found there a Masjid filled with people who were praying, so he joined them. He found papers with parts of the Quran written on them and he began to recite from them. The people of the island asked him, "Do you read Quran?" He answered yes. They said, "Teach our children Quran." So he began to teach them and he took a salary for his services. One day, they saw him writing and they asked, "Will you teach our children to write?" Again he answered in the affirmative and began teaching them for a salary.
A short time later, they said to him, "There is an orphaned girl with us whose father was a good man. Will you marry her?" He agreed to the marriage and later related, "I married her and found that she was wearing the exact same necklace. She said that her father lost it in Makkah and a man found it and returned to him. She said that her father would always supplicate while prostrating, for her daughter to become blessed with a husband similar to the honest man. I then informed her that I was that man."
"O Allah, I have given it for You, so compensate me with what is better."
Abandoning something for the sake and Pleasure of Allah- Allah will definitely compensate with something that is better, either sooner or later, in this world or Hereafter.
(Excerpt from "Do not be Sad - By Sh. Aayedh AlQarni")

this is what makes life worth living

life

...what can i say.thats a good question.ok, lets start of like this.
whats being playing on my mind lately,wel, lately ive just been thinking about my life.what was i put on this earth to do.20yrs have passed and i havent done anything worth mentioning.its kinda sad realy.and than i realised something,its only 20yrs that hav passed,i have my whole life ahead of me,hw ever short it may be.believe it or not, watching american idol knocked some sense into me.ther are guys there that devote their lives to a hopeless dream that would never come true and yet they strive for it,believing in their capabilities or should i say lack of, and it made me realise that no matter how long something might take,you shouldnt give up.